Fancy Giving Your Bathroom a Great New Look?

You need the Sink Skirt, it will "update your bathroom and add a fresh new look" apparently, and what's more it's self adhesive, so no need to buy any glue. I can't wait for my self adhesive Toilet Trousers!
Not since the Legendary Owl Lamp from the Frankin Mint (RRP £500, eBay price £14.99) have we had such enjoyment from a simple advertisement. So mucho respecto to the good Mrs Mungo for spotting that. She was laughing so much poor little Phoebe was looking quite worried.