Another impressive turn from nephew Tom with these two (paired) belters:
Q: What stands in the corner of the room doing nothing?
A: A Christmas Tree!
Q: What has 8 legs and stands in the corner of the room doing nothing?
A: A Christmas Octopus!
I am still laughing at that now as I type it. Quality surreal humour from the curly haired maestro.
Not be outdone, Phoebe had a go at composing her own version of the classic "My dog has no nose..." crowd pleaser, it goes a little like this:
My pig has no mouth.
How does it eat?
Terrible!
Bless.
Q: What stands in the corner of the room doing nothing?
A: A Christmas Tree!
Q: What has 8 legs and stands in the corner of the room doing nothing?
A: A Christmas Octopus!
I am still laughing at that now as I type it. Quality surreal humour from the curly haired maestro.
Not be outdone, Phoebe had a go at composing her own version of the classic "My dog has no nose..." crowd pleaser, it goes a little like this:
My pig has no mouth.
How does it eat?
Terrible!
Bless.
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