Ear Spider

On the train this morning I suffered a jolt of alarm, the man next to me had a huge spider on his head.  Oh no, my mistake, it's ear hair.  Yuck.

 

I mean really, is there any need for this kind of thing?

So you see the lengths I go to for you, dear readers, it wasn't easy to snap a picture of this monstrosity without attracting attention.  I hope you enjoy it as much as I did - I felt strangely queasy for the rest of the journey.