Tom Jokes

I'm delighted to say, Nephew Tom seems to have inherited Dad's Yorkshire Wit and Humour gene, as these fine examples will testify:

1. Why did the van go all silly? Because it wanted to take over the whole world.
2. Why did the ice cream go to the doctors? Because it wanted to have all of its plasters taken away.
3. Why did the ice cream go into a box? Because it wanted to stay in there forever.

You can't dispute the quality of jokes like those. I'm still laughing about them now.