Because the world is going to END on Saturday! Hope you've remembered to make sure your pets are taken care of. Not that I'll be raptured of course, it's too late for me, but, save yourself now before it's too late...
I'm not sure how I'd feel if it did actually happen - on one hand, we'd finally be rid of all those intolerant nut bags but on the other, unfortunately, those nut bags would have been right. So my remaining time on the planet would presumably be better but then I would be burning in a lake of fire for all eternity thereafter. Spare a thought though for the poor Jews and Muslims (and all the rest) - they refused to eat all those delicious things, pointed themselves in the right direction at the right time of day, trimmed important bits from very sensitive areas and all for nothing. At least I would have enjoyed a few bacon butties and a got some decent lie ins before all hell (literally) broke loose. Fortunately, if it does, some people have been decent enough to tell you what to do, but it still sounds like we'd be in for a rough seven years or so.
I suppose it's a good job it's not going to happen then.
It looks like it will be grim: http://www.thebricktestament.com/revelation/index.html
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